Cool and Casual

... I didn't expect this kind of shit out here. What the hell's up with the murder spree?!

I kinda wanna ask what the sane-to-psycho ratio is in this place, but it probably doesn't matter when the numbers keep ... dwindling.

Hey, demon fuck, I'd be more than happy to introduce your ass to my EMR--those two'd get along real nice.

Computer. Check.

Overly confusing floor plan. Check.

No sign of authority figures. Check.

Just like the Shinra building. Except for, y'know, the much more awesome view outside.

Will worry about suddenly not being in Edge ... tomorrow. Gonna kick back tonight.

... Actually, the setup's kinda like the Honeybee. But no honeybees. Man.

Nothing happened these past few weeks.

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

Sheesh, I can't think of a better way to take the fun out of a holiday than this "mandatary dating" crap. What the hell, seriously.

So, whoever Kilik is, I guess we're gonna be hangin' out on Valentine's Day on pain of death. Hope you're ready to get drunk as hell, 'cuz that's more than likely where the day's gonna take us.

Can't wait for this blitzball stuff to get off the ground. I'll get to actually go to cool games instead of, y'know, little minor league stuff and whatever other shit.

Gonna be a kickass article once the actual recruiting and stuff goes down. Hell yeah.

Y'know, 'tween boredom and booze, I almost forgot 'bout this thing. TV's muuuuch more interesting than ... bleh, writing. But then again, there's mucho potential for porn here. Hmmmmmmmmm....

Buuut I guess I could get off my lazy ass and look for my phone. It's probably dead by now which would explain why I never heard from the boss, eh heh.


Tea... Just gonna get a fuckin' truckload so the boss stops whining.

I know I'm pure, unadulterated sex, kids, but really ... there's enough Reno for everybody.

Okay, so... Red wine. Italian food. Yeah, I get it, but c'mon... It's 11 PM.

Gonna make this worth my time... Yeah, that sounds good.

Lessee how much money ol' Reno can spend...

holy fucking hell i'm feeling ill

gonna fucking kill the damn quack


gonna

gotta


fucking...


need a fucking pizza w/ everythin on it

w/ side of shinra ass

why ... is there no fucking heat?

I walked here in the snow ... and there's no fucking heat.

I can't even take a shower...

... I'm too cold to wonder what the hell's going on.